Asta la vista o

For my friends birthday we headed off to USJ for a day of ohhing, arhhing, rider err riding, oh and classic film recreating (and Spiderman 3)
If your ever in Osaka with time on your hands I'd recomend a day trip to Universal studios Japan, if only to see the fantasticly bizare Japanese interpretation of Terminator 2. Maybe its Edward Furlonghs obviously drugged up features plastered over the screens in 3D, or when him, Sarah connar and Arnooooolld are suddenly portrayed by a young Japanese people, no actually its probably when the fake Arhhnoooolld says Asta ra vista oooo in katakana english, but thats the point where the ride reaches its pinicle of hilarity. Here's Nate enjoying Cyberdyne systems who will one day enslave us all, yayyy I for one welcome our new robotic overlords... Oh and me modelling a terminator cookie jar (I'm on the right no left no right hmm not sure)












And here we have our performance of Spider man 3, it's exactly like the original but you know...different (and still better than the actual version) "Hey Harry, hows that pie?"

Note spiderman performing a nice ballet movie at the end, yeah I'm fancypants. Original here

While wondering around we were tempted to dress up and have our photo taken; sadly they had only had a limited array of ballgowns. Although while there we saw this awesome photo, I can only imagine this kid in years to come get shown this photo whenever his parents get drunk. "Hey remember that time we saved you from the T rex BWahahah!"

Oh and is it only in Japan where they serve massive legs of some non discript meat that looks far too red to be chicken, unless Japan actually has recreated the dinosaour just to eat them which I think could actually happen...couldn't it????
Here's Jurassic park, but you know...different.


To preserve my dandy looks I invested in a poncho, sadly it wasn't camoflaughed as I had hoped. But it did make me look like I was wearing a mandom. and no not this one

Oh the shops, Terminator ear pickers, Spiderman slippers although Nothing says cutsy than a dominatrix Hello Kitty, oh except a really creepy Maralyn Monroe one.. all together now in your highest pitched voice...KAWAIIIIIIII!!!!!!!














Too little time, too many rides meant having to skip the JAWS attraction, but hey that didn't mean we couldn't recreate it, Watch that slap, now thats acting...

Jaws, but you know... different.


"and now my son is dead" thats the line I managed to miss, after that it was off to the Hard rock cafe to eat fried things and worship at the guitar once looked at by a member of kiss.. although the Osaka branch do have the gold disc from Europe "final countdown" which frankly is worth coming to Japan in the first place...all together now
!THE FINNALLLL COUNTTTDOWWNNNN, DH DUH DUHHH DUHDUHDUDDUDUDUHHH"