YAY it's election time

The 8 A.M announcements, people shouting at me from vans (and unlike England it doesn't appear to be swear words) and posters of dubious men staring at things only them and Tony Blair can see can mean only one thing....YAY it's random election time.

Of course in the last round of put the X on the spot, Mr. Abe (he of the small hair and strangely distant stare) received what I think Benjamin Disraeli once described as a "really good kicking" but I presume once his Karaoke CD hits the shops and he confesses to a love of Elvis he'll be right back up on that Japanese shaped horse Yeee Haaa, (sorry I think this is on my mind a little bit) anyway lets look at the two local candidates shall we I'm sure they look trustworthy fellows.....errr

This man has seen Bambi over 200 times and still laughs outloud during the hunting scene. In fact he's thinking about it riiiiiiiiiiiiight now.

The children's entertainer who was let go after being caught making "inappropriate" things with bendy balloons. *

Hmmmm well with these men fighting for control like rabid hamsters, no doubt Kawai Cho will be safe.

*Not seen in the picture, his massive massive clown shoes