All aboard

When I get tired of reading all about the apparently crumbling society and various stories about school kids going crazy, I head on over to an actual newsite, BBC news.

But today something just caught my eye about this article.

11 people injured one serious you say, oh don't worry after a thorougher investigation its been found that no one famous was involved.

oh that's all right then.

Arrived at school this morning to this note on my desk.

"Gone to in library STD's coming this afternoon."

What on the bus?

Getting ready to race out of work even faster today, you see my friends dine hearty as tonight its all aboard the beer train, oh no that's not an euphemism, its an actual train that rides around in the summer doing all you can drink for over an hour and a half.
Choo Choo