damn you paper work damn you to hellllllllllll

Having a CRB check to work in schools is obviously important and understandable. However I've been now told that I need a check done in Japan and apparently that means
A) Getting my finger prints sorted out at the local police station, fair enough it is part of their job to fingerprint people I suppose, however that means paying them 70 pounds! that 70 pounds to print my fingers a total of 10 times that should take about 5 minutes whether they actually use inkk made from unicorn horn remains to be seen.
B) Take my completed unicorn horn inked finger print form to the Japanese embassy, of course as thats way to easy this means taking it by hand with a proof of ID and letter explaining why which may or may not be Japanese (their letter isnt exactly clear) and it should be pointed out I live in Leicester.
C) It can take up to 2 months to be completed which potentially means no work for that time huarrar christmas store job for me.
D) I have to pick the returned form up again by hand so thats another trip to London village.
So there's that.

Greg Wallace continues in his attempt to fit an entire plate of food on his spoon. Micheale keeps doing that unimpressed look.