Sunday, 5 July 2009

July the 5th got my sparkler and ketunaise ready

By the way, does anyone else find the push this year to get us to celebrate the fourth of July a little strange? A host of supermarkets have been doing deals of food, well I say food but Aldi selling a squeeze bottle that squirts out a combined mixture of mayonnaise and ketchup like a savoury (again savoury is stretching it is it called ketchunaise or mayup?) toothpaste doesn't seem food like to me and really when have tinned hotdogs actually been a food source?, annnyway its one thing remembering what July 4th actually stands for for Americans (its fireworks ins't it?) but shops attempting to get English People celebrating it? If so I presume all the other countries that manage to liberate themselves from the English empire will soon enough get a day in the shops... so role on August for India liberation day

Anyway what do I know I hated the Patriot a film in which an Australian helps form a country against a man so evil he should really have had a twirly mustache (and thats pretty much the pinnacle of evvvilllll)

Anyway happy July 5th

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Let's not forget when Mel uses the awesome yet mysterious powers of the American flag to murder Jason Issac's horse.
When I saw that for the first time, I stood up, saluted the flag, and wiped a single tear from my eye.

Stephan said...

You know I spent practically minutes debating whether to mention the horse/flag/godblessAmerica meeting but I had managed to convince myself it was infact a dream and that in now way would they have had a scene like that in a holiwood movie...