trapped in the hop

I'm not ashamed to admit my love for the R Kelly, Trapped in the closet series. Wellllllll I say love but its the kind of sympathetic pat on the head you give to the strangely sticky, snotty, weird looking child has just run up to you and presented its bestest present ever! That a few minutes ago was possibly alive. Anyway if you haven't already seen his hiphopra (and I think I die a little inside everytime I type those words) then check them out on you tube, so far the 13 chapters (so far!) have had affairs, cherry pies, condoms in beds, little people (who are blessed) gun shot wounds repaired by kitchen roll, nosey neighbours oh and Beretta's pulled out every 2 minutes! All told in a strange half singing half talking way by Mr. Kelly himself. I should point out how much I actually hate R Kelly's music, forced to listen to it while working late nights in departments stores has given me a healthily dislike of the man and the music, buuuuuut there just something almost hypnotic with the closet series, the words just seem to stick in your head; somewhat like lice I suppose.
Anyway after you watch the series and have picked up the pieces of your blown mind, find time to check out
Chris Simms Shakespearian masterpiece. An interpretation that is possibly the closet you'll come to genius. At least from this blog any way...

However as strange as the closet series is his new video with Usher is a whhhooolle different matter. There's a certain amount of...tension about it all. Let's see shall we...
R Kelly only has 6 numbers on his phone and one of them's Usher awww how nice.
Usher has R Kelly listed as Kells which could be worse it could be "that pee guy"
They now both have matching beards and clothes awww they shop together.
Even though they are apparently best buddies ever... This is the first time Kelly has mentioned his lady friend who apparently he is so in love with he's going to aks to marry hmmm okay
Usher goes to clubs where it rains money.
My favourite bit, they both sit in R kelly's library ( I HAVE MANY BOOKS MADE OF LEATHER!) and discuss her downfall over cigars and brandy, I just love the idea that they both sit around in gentlemen club surroundings and plot things..
How creeped out would you be to have first Usher then R Kelly grab you by the shoulders?
I'm pretty sure that at one point they are holding hands...



So the only thing I can surmise is...
R Kelly and Usher are in love!