shop, shop, shop till you drop...

I remember my first few times out shopping at the local Hewiado , when I couldn't understand the packaging, I had no idea what to buy or how to cook it, how much anything was and why no supermarket stocked walls sausages. The last question still hasn't been answered DAMMIT! although I have stopped having conversations like this Me. "oohhh sea chicken that sounds exotic I wonder what that is, I bet its some tradition Japanese food." T.O.H "It's tuna." Me. "ohhh Tu-NA that's does sound exotic." But I still get slightly giggly at the many, many, maaannnny strange products sold at the local chemists tee hee tee hee (see). So for you good people I took it upon myself to wander around on a Sunday afternoon taking pictures on my trusty loud camera phone (Thanks perverts for making every ones camera phones so loud! (obviously I mean that in a you bad people way not "hey great job your doing" way... ohh never mind!) So you can see a sample of the quality goods that await you.





I still haven't figured this one out, is it when there's no stick handy for that emergency woodland amputation, is it a child's dummy gone horribly wrong or is it when you just can't live with your tiny tiny mouth any more and need it stretching into that jokers grin? Who truly knows???








you might have to click on the picture for the bigger effect, but this cream apparently helps you grow a bigger bust, I've been trying it for ages and still no effect, but I have grown an extra nipple! Is that right?????
Oh and yes this one did get me the most looks when I was taking the picture. The things I do for this blog.






hmmm I wish I had a tiny tiny head instead of this massive massive watermelon sized one that I struggle to keep upright, if only there was a device to shrink it down....what!! my lucky day.









Finally this might be only funny if you've watched the Chris Morris clip about the disease "THE GUSH" but still would you honestly buy a product called GUSH, its like buying one called SPEW, MOIST or SPURT.