I Like Election!

Its local election time WOHOOO however unlike England where elections are conducted by grey men in suits knocking on your door like a door step challenge of the bland; Japanese elections have the rival groups load up into their tiny scooby doo mobiles, strap on their bandanassss and tie a huge loud hailer to their roof. It's nice so see them proudly shouting out their support of the representative, sadly this is done from about 8 in the morning so they're often met by my blank morning stare that says "its early, I can't think let alone vote, please stop shouting at me."

So lets look at the local campaigners shall we.

The game show host who never wears pants.

The maths teacher who has the secret closet that NO ONE can enter.

The Doctor who secretly replaced all the sperm in the sperm bank with his own

The man who likes to spend his weekend being called Sarah.