BURN BURN DANCE EVOLUTION...

This image is dedicated to all the hard working School board governors in Kansas, U.S.A who have worked hard to prevent their children learning anything about evolution through school based means, and are now tackling that difficult and deadly subject of learning through play.

However they face stiff competition from this evil fiend

Damn evolution, if it doesn't try to sneak in through the school system it gets in through those pesky computer games....

Sadly my own humble attempts at burning (where I managed to rid my village of the evil of any Fergie CD's children might have laying around, THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!) failed when compared to the relaxed "family time" burning of Kansas churches. Lets just see below for a lovely picture of the burning.
(Sadly the only thing dangerous about the games was the toxic fumes when burnt)

I am ready to offer up some ideas for the Board of education, free of charge of course.

Build a giant wall around Kansas, yeah I know its kind of extreme but better to be a little crazy than to allow any form of evolution to slip through. Plus in years to come people can rejoice when you see sense and pull the things down

Build a giant hole - yeah, yeah, yeah similar to the first, but with the popularity of 300, I'm telling you big holes are sooooooo in, and you get to shout "madness, MADNESS!!! THIS IS KANSAS!!!!!" Whilst kicking those pesky evo's flailing into that big old pit which lets be honest here would be fun allllll day.

Ban any form of evolution at all from schools, animals, plants, anything and everything that has that shifty look of evolution about it.

Ban school - Well if children aren't learning at school then they aren't learning about evolution; so simple its almost stupid.

Allow rationale thought to enter the process - maybe just take a step back and think about the situation, have a cup of tea and consider the struggles and trials that the christian faith went through when it first started, shouting screaming and bon fires might not be suitable for a faith dedicated to the teachings of someone who thought that peace, discussion and debate where the way forward. And maybe juuuuust maybe think about the problem that if you have to ban a computer game where kids get to control mythical animals because you can't handle or accept its storyline exactly whose interests are you serving?

Hhhmmmm maybe that last one is too extreme.

I'm off to buy something to see me through this cold snap..

Oh and School principle watch; black trousers, white shirt, dark blue tie with small red lines and gold tie pin. Todays look; Funeral director who likes to take his work home with him.